When writers spend a great deal of
time on one topic, whether it is Horror films, or food, or sports, they tend to
focus on things that annoy or upset them.
It’s natural; most people are predisposed to complain, rather than to
praise. Speaking for myself, I often
find it easier to make clear what I didn't like about a movie, than to explain
what I did. Ask me what was wrong with
the Nicholas Cage version of The Wicker
Man, and you’d better have a sizable hole in your schedule. Ask me why Robin Hardy’s original film was so
good, and while I could go on just as long, I can also sum it up in one
sentence: “A director’s perfect vision, perfectly executed by the perfect
performers for their roles.”
Occasionally however, it is nice to
highlight those movies, objects, or people that make Horror and Sci-Fi fandom
such an enjoyable hobby. There’s a
reason millions of people go to see the latest slasher films, or buy their
eighth copy of Army of Darkness just
to make sure they have every video release, or attend Horror conventions to get
a treasured poster signed by someone who was essentially an extra in their
favorite film. They, like the Unimonster,
love this hobby, and seek their own ways to express that love. These are some of mine.
1.)
American
Horror Story: While AMC’s
The Walking Dead is without a doubt
the best Horror series on television, my personal tastes have always leaned
more to the supernatural forms of horror.
Yes, gut-munching zombies are fine, and no one does a better job of
bringing them to life than Greg Nicotero, but for pure horror on the small
screen, the three seasons of AHS—Murder House, Asylum, and Coven—are far more effective.
2.)
Horror Hosts:
Though the heyday of the Hosted Horror show is forty years in the past,
there are a dedicated groups of fans that refuse to let those days fade
completely from the scene, and a corps of corpses (figuratively speaking, of
course) who are just as dedicated to carrying on the tradition of visiting us
in our homes through the airwaves (well, Wi-Fi at least), and guiding us
through the night with classic, and not-so-classic, horror films. Svengoolie, Karlos Borloff, Penny Dreadful,
and Count Gore De Vol are just a few of the many who help us celebrate the
memories of days gone by.
3.)
Epic Rap
Battles of History: Okay, I
know that this is a weird one, even for me, and some might wonder just what comedic
rap battle videos on Youtube have to do with the world of Horror and
Science-Fiction. However, when you have
such battles as Back to the Future’s
Doc Brown rapping against Doctor Who, Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes, and an epic
trilogy featuring Darth Vader taking on Adolf Hitler, well … it’s both genre-related,
and hilarious enough to have me rolling on the floor in laughter. Considering the new ‘season’ just kicked off
with Rick Grimes battling Walter White, it seems safe to say that ERB will
continue to be one of my favorites.
4.)
Conventions:
While our hobby is usually centered on the glowing phosphors shining out
from our living room televisions, there’s much to be said for gathering in
large numbers with like-minded people, in the fellowship of Horror / Sci-Fi
fandom. The chance to see old friends, to
experience new areas of fandom, and to score new collectibles celebrating your
favorite films, all are great reasons to seek out and participate in Horror
conventions. For the Unimonster, it
means a time to recharge my batteries, to renew my love of everything
Horror. Oh, and new books and T-shirts …
it’s not a successful con unless I leave with at least one new reference book
and one new horror tee!
5.)
Kaijû: While
I love giant bugs and monsters in general, the Kaijû of Japan’s Toho studios
are by far my favorites. Godzilla,
Ghidorah, Rodan, Mothra, and the rest have been friends and companions of the
Unimonster almost from infancy. Near
constant exposure during the late ’60s-early ‘70s completely inoculated me with
a love of foam rubber monsters stomping miniature Japanese cities to
rubble. Forty years on, that love is
still going strong, and with new offerings such as last year’s Pacific Rim and Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla [see review below] scoring huge
at the box office, it’s apparent that I’m not the only one who feels that way.
6.)
Comic Book Movies:
Comic books have always been a passion of mine, and the fact that
Hollywood is now embracing them as well, combined with the technology that
allows filmmakers to convincingly create worlds as diverse as Asgaard, Oa,
Krypton, and Sin City, makes this the best era ever for the Comic Book
Movie. And with the upcoming Batman /
Superman film set to go head to head against the second Avengers film, things
can only get better.
7.)
1970s Exploitation Film Pressbooks: Collecting ephemera (advertising paper,
posters, lobby cards, etc.) from our favorite films can be a great way to
celebrate and display your love of movies, but it can be expensive. An original 1954 one-sheet poster for
Universal’s Creature from the Black
Lagoon is worth about $25,000, and a Frankenstein
Meets the Wolf-Man lobby card approximately $10,000. Pressbooks, however, can generally be had for
a fraction of that, around $30-50. And
what, you may ask, are pressbooks?
Pressbooks are the advertising circulars the film distributors sent out
to theaters and drive-ins giving them the information they needed to properly
promote the films they would be exhibiting.
From the pressbook, they could select which posters and lobby cards to
order, select newspaper ads, and order radio and television spots. They are fascinating documents, a look behind
the screen, so to speak, into the world of the motion picture business. My personal favorites are from the 1970s, the
pressbooks of the exploitation films that fed drive-ins and grindhouses with
the movies that kept the fans coming back.
My collection may be small, but it’ll continue to grow … without wiping
out my meager budget.
There are many more things I could add
to this list, but this will do … for now.
At least, until I find something new that becomes a favorite of mine.