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Hello fellow Creepies, and welcome back to the Unimonster’s Crypt! July might be getting a late start here in the Crypt, but that doesn't mean we've been on vacation! No, the ol' Frankenputer's getting a much-needed heart transplant, so the update has been delayed just a bit! But here we are now with two new pieces, and two golden oldies!
S. J. drops in with a review of Monsters Wanted, a new Documentary that looks behind the curtain of the world of the haunted Halloween attractions we all know and love. If you've ever wanted a starring role as "Ghoul #3" at your local attraction, this just might change your mind. It ain't easy being scary, take my word for it!
Add in a new article from my, and vintage reviews from Bobbie and myself, and there's plenty to keep everyone busy with reading material! So enjoy the reading, join our Facebook page and let us hear from you, and … STAY SCARY!
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Title: FREDDY vs. JASON Year of Release—Film: 2003 Year of Release—DVD: 2004 DVD Label: New Line Cinema As a confirmed fan of...
Title: PIRANHA Year of Release—Film: 2010 Year of Release—DVD: 2011 DVD Label: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment I will freely ...
The image is iconic, and the sound is unforgettable: the director, hand-cranking the old motion-picture camera, urging his young starlet...
Title: SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET Two-Disc Collector’s Edition Year of Release—Film: 2007 Year of Release—DVD: ...
THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1960) began when director Roger Corman was given temporary access to a set left standing from shooting A BUC...
The facts in the case are well-known and deceptively simple: On November 13th, 1974, a young man named Ronald “Butch” DeFeo, Jr. murdered ...
As many devoted Horror fans also enjoy building model kits of their favorite monsters, most are well aware that Modeling is not an inexpen...
Title: JAWS 25 th Anniversary Edition Year of Release—Film: 1975 Year of Release—DVD: 2000 DVD Label: Universal Studios Home Ent...
Title: FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! Date of Theatrical Release: 1965 MPAA Rating: N/A Russ Meyer was one of the most successfu...
Title: The Complete METROPOLIS Year of Release—Film: 1927 ( Restored version 2010) Year of Release—DVD: 2010 DVD Label: Kino Int...
09 July, 2014
Review by: S. J. Martiene
01 June, 2014
These are a Few of my Favorite Things (and neither The Sound of Music nor Julie Andrews is on the list) by the Unimonster
The Uni-Nephew’s Review: “Godzilla was a great movie, with lots of action and a great story!”
The Rug-Monkey’s Review: “Great!”
The Uni-Nephew’s Review: “The Quiet Ones was a good movie but could’ve been a bit faster-paced, with more horror aspects to it (considering it’s a horror movie).”
The Rug-Monkey’s Review: “The Quiet Ones was okay, but wasn’t what I expected.”
The Uni-Nephew’s Review: “The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was a very good movie. It has many twists to it, and a very good story.”
The Rug-Monkey’s Review: “The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was really amazing!”
Dan Milner: I'm too young to die. How about you?
Mark Cardigan: Too well-known.
Dan Milner: Well, if you do get killed, I'll make sure you get a first-rate funeral in Hollywood, at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
Mark Cardigan: I've already had it. My last picture died there.
was an author, art collector, a gourmet cook, and he recorded many gothic horror stories to LP. A Coven of Witches Tales is probably my favorite. Someone kindly added them to their website which you can find here: http://www.thesoundofvincentprice.com/coven1.html.
“I've come to believe remembering someone is not the highest compliment - it is missing them.”